Showing posts with label Triumph. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Triumph. Show all posts

1 Apr 2019

Somebody Almost Killed Me On My Ride Home Today - By Not Being Observant


I'm a very experienced motorcyclist. I only passed my test when I was 32 but I've spent the following 16 years riding on average 8,000 miles a year.

I ride in winter and in the rain. I commute and tour and ride for fun on a weekend and summer evening. On the bike I constantly think about my skills and how I can improve them. I know my limits and I enjoy pushing them so I can understand more about the bike and myself.

I'm a fast rider and, I think, I'm a safe rider. I concentrate and think and observe and react according to conditions and hazards and other road users. But sometimes you cannot prepare for an event and it just smacks you right in the face and you have to deal with it there and then.

On my commute home today somebody almost killed me - and he didn't even know about it until it was too late.

My commute is 15 miles of roads that are tree lined, winding, poorly paved and with elevation changes. I'm often stuck behind people trundling along at 40mph in a 60mph limit. I will overtake as soon as is safe. When the traffic comes to a stop for a set of lights or roundabout I will filter past them.

I'm confident and happy to ride quickly if conditions allow. On the way into work this morning I overtook a car who was ignorant of his surroundings, and the fact I was in them until I appeared in front of him, and beeped his horn in anger. I ignored him in his ridiculous Audi Q8 and sped off.

This kind of thing happens often. Car drivers in their steel safety cages - unaware and detached from their environment in their own little bubble. They look down at their phones - I see dozens of them every day - and rely on peripheral vision and driver aids to steer them right. And if they do crash their cars are safe enough to save them from major damage.

We bikers have to be on red alert at ALL TIMES.

Unfortunately on the way home I wasn't quite on red alert. The road was clear and dry and the light was good. Perfect riding conditions. I was happy and I let my mind wander just a little. I was thinking of things other than my immediate surroundings.

I was travelling at 60mph and there was nothing ahead of me except a junction on the right and a parking area on the left - the one in the image above. I observed that there were no cars parked on the left and no-one was waiting on the right.

But then all of a sudden there was something. A grey Honda CR-V. It didn't stop, pulled right on to the road ahead of me. I was travelling at 27 metres a second and he was pulling out of the junction at 5mph.

I first saw him with about 70 metres distance between us. Me doing 60mph and him slowly pulling across the right hand carriageway and into mine at walking speed.

The following three seconds happened in slow motion.

My brain allowed me to think and do several things at once.

The first - pull the brake lever HARD. But not grab it - it has to be progressive. My tires are in good condition and are a good brand but 300kg of bike and rider being pulled to a stop with a contact patch the size of a credit card means no matter how good the rubber the way you brake counts as much as how hard you brake.

Get the initial bite right and then you can pull as hard as you like. Grab at the lever and you can lock up, skid and fall down. If I did this I'd probably die.

Once the tyre was engaged with the road and started to compress - half a second at most - I pulled at it for all my life.

And it did feel like my life could be stopped short. The driver was totally unaware and was not giving me space either side. By the time I arrived at him he would be diagonal across the lane, just short of fully straightening up.

I thought about heading to his right but then if I did go down I could be hit by an oncoming car - and that would certainly be fatal.

I thought about heading to his left but the bank was steep and dusty and this would affect grip. I would certainly fall down and may end up overtaking him whilst falling over and possibly ending up under his wheels.

Instead I opted to stay in the middle where the grip would be at its highest. And it is most efficient to brake in a straight line.

As all this happened, as I hurtled toward the rear of the Honda, I thought about my son at home. What he would think and how he would react if someone called at the door and told him his Dad had been killed. I thought about my dog and what would happen to her if I wasn't around.

All of this happened in three seconds and 75 metres. My teeth gritted, my eyes on stalks I came within 12 inches of the CRV's rear bumper.

Immediately the "emergency mode" my brain had been in turned to "red mist". I overtook the Honda, by this point doing 40, and gesticulated at him. The driver, a middle aged Asian man, had obviously not seen me. He had no idea why I was waving my arms and ranting at him.

He had pulled out of a side road and not looked to see if there was anybody coming. Attempted murder by total ignorance.

After forcing him to slow to a crawl, further arm gesticulation from me and blank and bewildered  faces from him I realised he really had no idea what was going on. I sped off but after half a mile found somewhere to pull over and stopped for five minutes to compose myself.

He passed me and I waited a while. By then I'd calmed down and thought I ought to put some distance between him and me.

I reflected as I rode home. I take risks every time I go out on the bike. You can be the best and most experienced motorcyclist in the land but there will always be someone waiting to kill you with their ignorance.

All you can do is be as prepared as possible. I'll never stop biking just because of uneducated ignoramuses. I just have to resolve to manage my response to them as best as possible.

By

Matt Hubbard



9 Jun 2018

My First Ever Motorcycle Track Day


Being a biker means you are part of a community. There are 31.2million registered cars in the UK but only 1.2million motorcycles, and as most bikers I know own more than one there's a good chance there are less than one million active bikers.

We are the strange ones at work who aren't so interested in football but sit with helmet and gloves on our desk and a bulky leather jacket on our chair. We are the weird ones who, in the age of ever more stringent health and safety, sit astride 15 litres of petrol and ride a missile at silly speeds protected by nothing more than 1.5mm of leather and a helmet.

But even though there aren't many of us bikers there are many different types of bikers. I tend to ride my bike most days, to get to the office, meetings and whenever I need to get to London I'll ride the bike rather than sit in a train.

Some motorcyclists keep their bike locked away in a garage or shed, own a trailer or van (any van as long as it's a Volkswagen Transporter) to transport it whilst on the road, fit it with slick tyres and wouldn't dream of riding it to work. These are the track day enthusiasts.

I'd say I'm a dyed in the wool motorcyclist but until last Friday I wasn't in the track day tribe. I had never ridden a bike on track. 

During the winter a friend who is a moderator of a forum called South West Bikers told me they hold an annual track day and asked if I'd be interested.

Yep. I was definitely interested.

The thing that has held me back from attending track days before now is the fact I knew absolutely nothing about the culture. The prices aren't unreasonable but the whole thing seemed impenetrable. Would I be dead slow? Would I crash? Would someone else crash into me? Would everyone look at me as I entered the paddock? Would I feel daft the entire time? Would I remember any of the rules? Would my plain black leathers look out of place in a field of Power Rangers in colourful one piece leather suits? Would I be made to feel like I knew nothing?

The SWB day, as I was told, was a friendly track day. It takes place at Llandow in south Wales which is a short and tight little circuit and suited to novice and advanced riders alike. In the paddock would be everything from pure track bikes to people, like me, who would ride home from the circuit. Also, crucially, most people in the paddock would know each other. The track is hired by SWB for the day so the only attendees are forum members.

So I found myself at 7am outside the gates at Llandow Circuit in my friend's van with my 2017 Triumph Street Triple RS strapped down in the back alongside her Kawasaki ZX-6R 636 track bike, which had no MOT, no tax and no number plate. It lives only for track days.

We were second in the queue of Volkswagen T3s, T4s and T5s and when the gates opened headed for a prime spot next to the main circuit building. We parked 10 metres from a friend's VW Transporter, and everyone else adopted this strange spacing.

Then it made sense. As they all got out of their Transporters the first thing they did was erect gazebos to keep the bikes and electrics dry in the rain and for shade from the sun.

I've been in many track paddocks and Llandow's isn't much different, it's just smaller than most. The paddock itself is a few acres of tarmac alongside the track. There's a building which has a briefing room on the ground floor and a view of all the circuit on the top floor (though only staff are allowed upstairs), there's a toilet block and there's a cafe.

Everyone made themselves busy unloading and prepping their bikes and chatting amongst themselves. The cafe did a roaring trade in teas and coffees and breakfast baguettes and the toilet block took a hammering.

Not everyone arrived in a VW van. Some rode in on their bikes and it soon became apparent the variety of machinery on show. There were plenty of sportsbikes but there were also plenty of ordinary road bikes. Someone had brought a £24k 200hp supercharged Kawasaki H2, someone had brought a  BMW R1200GS and there were two supermotos. Gratifyingly there were a handful of Triumph Street Triples and a Daytona 675.

Once the VWs had all been unloaded there were around 50 bikes parked up, waiting for their time on track. Around a third of the paddock put tyre warmers on their bikes and all of us made sure our bikes were fully fuelled and the tyre pressures reduced to approximately 28psi front and rear, which is lower than you'd run on the road. This is partly because of the heat you put in to the tyre on track, which causes the air inside to expand, and because you want a bigger contact patch than you would on the road. Also, mirrors are either removed or taped up. This made me nervous as I like to know what's behind me but apparently it is safer on track to ride for yourself than someone behind you.

The rider's briefing took place at 9.30am and lasted almost half an hour. The chief marshall, John, is both funny and informative. He tells you what you should do and what you shouldn't do. Everyone who wants to ride on track has to attend.

When you sign on to a track day you have to specify what group you will be in. On our day these groups were novice, intermediate and advanced. Obviously I plumped for novice and was given a green wristband to wear. 

Each group would get 15 minutes on track in rotation and there would 17 bikes in each group as well as a travelling marshall/observer who wore a hi-viz vest and who would observe the activity on track and be available for feedback after each session. These marshalls aren't provided by the track but are members of the forum and are generally expert track riders.

The advanced group went first and mainly consisted of superbikes. Next up was the inters and then finally us, the novices.

Not all members of the novice group are actually novice riders. Most have some track experience and are just comfortable in the novice group. I felt nervous as I checked the bike over one last time, sat astride it and started the engine.

We all rode up to the holding area at the end of the paddock and stopped. A marshall checked everyone's wristband and checked our helmet chin straps were properly secured. People talked to friends around them and pulled at gloves, tapped the ground with boots and generally got all the little nervous tics we all have out of the way before the intense focus that awaited on track.

Our hi-viz wearing observer rode the BMW GS and in my group was a real variety of bikes, including a bright yellow supermoto, a Suzuki GSX-R 1000 and a couple of other Street Triples.

The red light at the end of the paddock turned green and we were off.

Llandow circuit is 1.5km long and 9 metres wide. The first section is called Bus Stop and is a tight little series of corners that go left, right, right, left. You then head into a long right hander called Devil's Elbow which leads on to the Hanger Straight at the end of which is a very tight chicane which leads on to a long right hander called Glue Pot. This exits on to the main Runway Straight. The pit entrance is along Runway Straight.

We all followed our observer for two laps and no overtaking was allowed. This is done to allow tyres to warm up (mine were stone cold when we started out) and for the riders to get an idea of the track condition.

Unlike a road the track was dead flat and smooth, no-one was coming the other way and there were no junctions. There was also no speed limit.

My nerves faded as soon as I headed into the tight and technical Bus Stop section. My focus was entirely on what I was doing. The observer set a decent speed but not one at which I felt uncomfortable. I had made sure I was the last rider on track, not wanting to hold anyone up so I could ride easily, knowing I could go as fast or slow as I liked.

I watched the rider in front and thought about track position, apexes, braking points. We rode pretty fast and I leaned further in the corners than I ever have, even at this cruising speed. After two laps the marshall let everyone off the leash and the fastest sped off.

With every lap I felt more and more comfortable. My speed was dictated by my bravery rather than the limits of my bike and was reasonably good. I wasn't too slow and I wasn't too fast.

After a few laps I was overtaken by one of the litre sportsbikes. A couple of laps later I started to get stuck behind a superbike which was slower than me in corners and faster than me on the straights.

After a few more laps the chequered flag was waved and it was time to come in. We filed into the paddock and I headed for my spot. I parked up, turned the engine off and grinned. My first session on track had been hugely enjoyable. I loved the speed and the demands on the bike and me. Nobody had been silly and no-one had intimated me on track.

I grabbed a cup of tea and drank some water - hydration is important on a track day - and chatted with my fellow riders. People asked me how it had been and gave helpful tips and comments. There was none of the intimidating culture I had perhaps expected.

I spoke with another Street Triple RS rider and discussed engine modes. I realised I had had mine set on Road mode so set it to Track. I looked at my tyres and realised the rear looked like a proper race tyre with tiny balls of rubber stuck to it and there was only a centimetre tyre left at the edge which I hadn't used.

Half an hour later and it was time for the next session. This time I wasn't nervous at all as we lined up ready to head out. I felt calm and watched what was going on around me. I wasn't at the back as I was happy I wouldn't hold people up.

We filed out and I concentrated on improving my track position, braking, speed and all the little things that would make me go faster. Because the faster I could go the happier I would be. I like speed, I like being on the edge, I like being in control of a machine that can elevate me way beyond the everyday mundanity of life

As the session progressed I became more confident. I thought about speed and about what would happen if I dared go faster in the long flowing corners. I thought about how expensive the bill would be if I crashed and I thought about how annoyed I would be with myself if I didn't push as hard as I could.

At the end of that session I drank more tea and water and chatted with friends some more. My tyres showed me I had leaned over further and I felt great.

As the day progressed I went incrementally faster. I settled into our group and overtook a few and was overtaken by a few. I got stuck behind the superbike some more and overtook some others. At one point the marshall on the GS flew past me! I thought about lines and braking points and tyres. I could feel the tyres moving around as I braked or put the power down exiting a corner.

I hardly ever looked at my bike's instruments but forced a quick peek just before the braking point at the end of the back straight and saw 106mph - my friend with the 636 did 117mph at the same point.

By the end of the day I was super happy with my riding and beaming with the whole experience. I enjoyed the track, the company, the bikes. My rear tyre was now fully worn right to the edge and I couldn't help but be filled with pride at the fact I had managed to ride fast enough to do this. 

At 5pm the day was over. We were all exhausted. The Volkswagen Transporters were loaded and the road bikes like mine had the mirrors put back and the tyres pumped up some more. There had been a couple of break downs and just one crash, when someone low sided in a fast corner. He was OK and the bike didn't look too bad.

The ride home was pretty arduous - track time really wears you out. I had ridden five sessions of 15 minutes each so that was 75 minutes of hard stopping, accelerating and full concentration.

The next day I felt tired and a bit weary but otherwise OK. 

I really enjoyed my first ever track day. My initial fears were mainly unfounded, although it helped that the day had been organised by South West Bikers who were supportive and friendly.

Next year's track day has already been booked with the circuit. If you want a spot you need to join the forum.

By Matt Hubbard


1 Feb 2016

2016 Triumph Tiger 800XCx - 400 Miles On A Motorcycle In January


Modern cars don't need running in. My Volvo XC60 will go in for its first service soon - at 12,000 miles and 12 months old. Modern motorcycles, with their higher revving and higher performing engines, do need running in.

My new Triumph Tiger 800XCx needs running at half revs for the first 600 miles after which it will head to the dealer for an oil and filter change.

For the first couple of weeks after taking delivery I was frustrated that I hadn't ridden the Tiger that much and I was frustrated that when I did I could only use the first 6,000 rpm.

So I decided to take it on a road trip. I called my brother, who lives 200 miles away, to see if he was free for me to pop at the weekend. He was. I prayed for clear weather.

Saturday arrived and the sky was clear. Being late January this also meant all the warmth had escaped from the surface of earth. The bike told me it was 4°C. Very cold for riding a bike.

I had strapped a tail pack to the rear seat and stuffed a change of clothes and my tooth brush in it. I dressed in leathers, rather than full waterproof gear, because my leathers are more comfortable than my ancient waterproofs.

I wore thick socks in my boots and a thick fleece under my jacket. It was 11am and it was damn cold when I fired up the Tiger.

The bike has an electronic display with all sorts of information. You can choose trip 1 or trip 2 and within those you can select miles covered, average mpg, average speed and time on the road. The bike also tells you which gear you are in, what the temperature is, how many miles until the tank is empty and what speed you have set the cruise control.

Yes, cruise control. I had never ridden a bike with cruise control before.

The Tiger is a big bike. I have to really swing my leg over the seat and with a tail pack on this is even more difficult. Once on the bike and rolling it feels much lighter and agile than it actually is. Within a few miles I felt confident in it and in my ability to control it.

I was also feeling pretty cold. The first few miles were 30mph country lanes but then I was on the M4 followed by the A34 it was 80mph cruising.

God I was grateful for the heated grips and hand guards. In the past I've come off a bike and not been able to feel my fingers for half an hour afterwards but on the Tiger my hands will always be toasty. This was something of a revelation.

My feet were also warm, due to the hiking socks I was wearing. Unfortunately the rest of me wasn't quite so warm. In fact the cold air rushing around my neck and into my helmet felt a lot colder than 4°C - that's wind chill for you.

Otherwise the bike was great. Even though I could only use half revs it had plenty of power and the cruise control was amazing. It works just the same as in a car but when you disengage it it does jolt the bike a bit, something I learned to anticipate.

100 miles passed smoothly and I stopped at a service station for fuel for the bike and for me. Due to the bars being wider than I was used to and the fact I wasn't bike-fit I my shoulders were aching. I necked a chocolate cake for calories and a hot chocolate for warmth and set off again.

My core temperature was lower than I would have liked but the second half of the journey passed without event. When I got to my brothers I fell off the bike and drank a gallon of tea.

The next day I headed back home. This time the weather was warmer but wetter. Maybe I should have worn waterproof gear. My brother had an all in one waterproof over-suit but it wasn't quite big enough for me and I felt it would have hindered my riding so I didn't use it.

It was drizzling when I left. I had filled up with fuel at the end of the previous day so had a full tank which would be good for around 150 miles.

The rain didn't stop but with the screen, hand guards and bits and pieces of plastic fairing it was only really my lower legs and shoulders which were wet.

After an hour I realised I was really enjoying the journey. The previous day had been dominated by cold and getting used to the bike. Now, with experience and a slightly higher temperature, I was able to focus on the bike, my riding and all those things a biker enjoys on a ride.

After another hour I stopped for fuel and lunch and chatted with a fellow biker. He was wearing a bin bag under his leathers. He had ridden 200 miles on Friday but his clutch cable had snapped on the journey and he'd been stuck by the side of the M6 in the pouring rain waiting for a recovery truck. All his gear was sodden, even two days later. Poor bugger.

On the rest of the journey I continued to enjoy the bike and the ride and my confidence increased to the extent I was able to ride just as I had on my old Street Triple.

I arrived home three hours after leaving and having covered almost 400 miles in two days. I was exhausted but elated. Riding a motorcycle in January isn't the most sensible thing to do but the Tiger had made it bearable, and even fun.

And now it is run-in. It will be serviced next weekend and then I'll be able to rev it right the way up to the red line and enjoy all that power.

Can't wait.




By Matt Hubbard


A Tale Of Two Triumphs - How I Nearly Bought The Wrong Motorcycle

My mind was set. I was going to sell my Triumph Street Triple and use the proceeds together with some cash I'd squirrelled away to buy a brand new Triumph Street Twin. You see, I'd wanted a Triumph Scrambler for years but when I saw the newly launched Street Twin with Scrambler pack I was smitten.

Triumph Tiger 800 XCx

I found myself with a free day in November so took myself down to the motorcycle show at the Birmingham NEC. I oohed at the Yamahas and aahed at the Hondas and then I arrived at the Triumph stand.

The Street Twin with Scrambler pack with its high-level exhaust sat on a revolving plinth. I watched it for a few minutes and my mind was made up. As soon as possible I'd head down to my Triumph dealer and put down a deposit on one.
Triumph Street Twin with Scrambler pack (note high level exhaust)

Then I sauntered over to the adventure bike section. The new Triumph 800 Tiger looked good. I swung a leg over it and immediately knew I'd fallen for the wrong bike. The Tiger was perfect.

It looked great, and as I was sitting on it it felt great. The seat was the perfect height, the footpegs were in the perfect position, the handlebars were the perfect distance apart and the perfect distance from the seat. If ever a bike had been built to suit me it was the one I was sitting on, a Tiger 800XCx in blue.

I talked to the Triumph lady. The top Tiger XCxwas at least £2k more than the Street Twin. Hmmm.

On my way home and for the next few days I turned the problem over in my mind. I'd always wanted a Scrambler but the Tiger was so much more practical. The Street Twin was affordable but the Tiger was quite expensive. The Street Twin was a simple bike but the Tiger came with all sorts of useful features. The Street Twin would only ever be a summer bike but the Tiger would be a year round proposition, with it's screen, heated grips and hand guards. The Tiger looked great but the Street Twin looked amazing.

I courted opinion and everyone told me the Tiger was the one to go for. I headed to my Triumph dealer to have a chat and look at the Tiger again. The Street Twin was so new it wasn't in the dealers yet. I walked into the dealer with my mind still not yet made up.

There was a Tiger in the showroom in the same spec as that at the show - an 800XCx in blue with heated grips, a sump guard, engine bars, traction control, ABS, cruise control and a centre stand.

It was a 2016 model but was sitting in the showroom in December and Christmas was fast approaching. The dealer was obviously getting a bit nervous about it sitting around so had knocked 10%, a full £1,000, off the price.

That was it. Decision made. I bought the bike there and then and arranged for delivery in January.

The next problem was shifting the Street Triple that was taking up the space in the garage that I needed for the Tiger. Being Christmas the phone didn't ring at all but when January arrived interest picked up.

A few people called but the first to see it was a young chap called Adam. He arranged to travel up from the south coast to my place in Berkshire on a Saturday morning. When he arrived he had two mates with him, one dressed in bike leathers.

The viewing was conducted in fine drizzle. They talked amongst themselves, they drank tea, they stroked chins and then Adam made an offer. I counter offered. He accepted. He gave me the cash then and there and his mate in the leathers rode the Street Triple home.

I immediately headed to the dealer and we finalised the paperwork and arranged a delivery day, the next Friday.

And so it was on fine Friday morning my brand new Triumph Tiger 800 XCx was wheeled from out of a van and into my drive. I was working at the time so had to wait for the next day for a good run on it.

It was taller and heavier than anything I'd ridden before so I was a little nervous at first. But it was also better. Much better. I knew there and then I'd made the right choice. If I had bought the Street Twin I would surely have enjoyed it but at some point I would have known that ultimately it wasn't a bike for keeps, whereas the Tiger is.

By Matt Hubbard






22 Jan 2015

The Great Motorcycle Battery Kerfuffle

It was the middle of winter but for once it wasn't raining, so I decide to take my Triumph Street Triple out for a spin

The Triumph in its lair

I keep the bike in the garage. Motorcycle batteries are quite small and lose charge quite quickly, especially when it's cold. They need hooking up to an electrical umbilical, or an optimiser, which maintains a constant trickle charge to keep the battery topped up.

Perfect for when you want to take the bike for a spin in mid-winter.

I had the time, it wasn't too cold, the roads were dry. Yes, I decided, I will go for a 10 or 20 mile spin to blow the cobwebs out of the bike and out of me.

In order to make sure everything would be fine I checked the bike over. It had an MoT (its first ever) in November and I'd changed the oil and filter at the same time. The Triumph never uses any oil between services so predictably the oil level on the stupidly designed screw-in dipstick was fine.

The tiny water reservoir for the cooling system is located under the seat. That was fine too.  I checked the tyres for pressure and they were fine.

Aside from a light sprinkling of sawdust (I've been making bird boxes out of off-cuts of wood in the garage) the bike was in fine fettle.

With one exception.  The battery was flat. Hmmm. I checked the optimiser. 2.3V and 0 amps. Despite the bike being only three years old it was on its third battery.

Bike batteries might not last long but the Street Triple seems to abuse its batteries particularly harshly, with the result that they don't last long. There are plenty of complaints on on-line forums about them. It just kills them.

I've previously had to bump start the bike (which can only be done with someone else pushing - I know, I tried doing it by myself for about 60 minutes). My old Yamaha Fazer could be bump started just by me pushing it along in gear and closing the clutch. The Triumph needs more speed than the rider alone can muster.

Anyway, back to the present. The battery was flat and was obviously dead. Bollocks.

I tried it another 24 hours on the optimiser but alone this time, out of the bike. Nothing. Not a single amp - or fraction thereof. Knackers.

So I bought the bike's fourth battery. Fortunately my local motor factors had one in and fortunately it didn't cost a great deal - £40.

Motorcycle battery manufacturers don't do 'elf n'safety. Take a look at the photos and you'll see that what you get in the box is the battery itself...and six tubes of a clear fluid.
The sulphuric acid is in the box

On closer inspection the fluid is sulphuric acid. A look at Wikipedia suggests sulphuric acid can cause severe burns, readily decomposes skin and other bodily bits, causes irreversible internal organ damage if ingested and induces permanent blindness if splashed into the eye.
And here it is in its full glory - eek, acid!

You know that girly screech Richard Hammond makes when he's mildly scared. That's the noise I made when I read the above.

Anyway, not wanting to be a girl (sorry, girls) and being a motorcyclist and therefore extremely tough and manly I got to it.

You have to rip the cap off the tubes of acid and turn them upside down, pierce the seal on the battery then leave the acid to pour down into the battery. Once that's done you have to remove the tubes and push a black cap on to the holes in order to seal the battery.

The operation proved to be a success. The actual pouring of the acid into the battery was straightforward but the cap seals very tight and just pushing it in place with your hands isn't enough so I had to gently push it in place with a hammer. It is during this phase that you are most at risk of death, blindness or both.
Pouring the acid into the battery is thankfully quite straightforward

Anyway the battery was now complete, acid and all. I put it in the bike and left it on the optimiser overnight.

The next day was a work day but at lunchtime the weather was reasonably dry and cold but not freezing so I thought I'd take the bike for a run.

Hoorah! It started first time!

I left it warming for five minutes whilst donning my jacket, gloves and helmet, cocked a leg over the seat and set off on a 15 minute dawdle round the local lanes.

It felt like heaven. A small taster of heaven but heaven nonetheless.

Yet again I have vowed to ride the bike more this year. Let's hope I do, it is a wonderful way to travel and just to experience and enjoy life.

By Matt Hubbard







19 Jan 2015

The Ball-O-Matic, The Carpet And The Perfect Garage

Having a garage means you can make it just right for your vehicles

The Ball-O-Matic of Perfect Placement doing a grand job

I moved into my house in September. It was the first time I'd ever had a garage into which I could fit a car.

Not only that I could fit my bike in it too, as well as a work bench and a bunch of cupboards, space for all those half empty bottles of oil that come in handy, as well as many, many cans of WD40, paint and, oddly, flea treatment.

Since I moved in I've personalised the garage. If you think about it a garage is just a big, cold space in which a man (or woman if she's so disposed) can put his stuff. It's very easy to fill it with junk so that the original purpose it was designed for, parking a car inside, becomes impossible.

So, with that in mind, I decided from day one I would make sure it was suitable to house the car and bike and that the workbench, which was in place when I bought the house, would remain clutter free and would be surrounded by all my tools.

The workbench, tools and bottles of oil and stuff

Once I'd cleared out all the junk left behind by the previous occupants (you wouldn't believe how much they left) and fitted the tumble dryer (with the hose poking out of the window) I rode the bike in and parked it near a plug point so I could leave it on an optimiser to keep the battery charged.

Then I drove the car in.

Three problems presented themselves. One was that the only way the car and bike would fit was with the front bumper of the TT touching the bike's rear tyre. This was not a good state of affairs - a slight nudge and the bike would go crashing down.

The solution was to get the jigsaw out and cut away a section of old kitchen worktop, which was pushing the bike toward the car, the previous owner had left, and on which I'd dumped a load of stuff. Having found the 'stuff' a new home and chopped the worktop the bike and car fitted grandly.

But the bike's front tyre then stopped me getting to the tumble drier. Bugger. I moved the old bedroom drawers in which I keep all my nails and screws from behind the bike and relocated it under the main workbench. 

Yes, that seemed to work. 
The bike now fits perfectly

Then came the matter of parking the car in the perfect position without having to get out and check it was far enough in and not too far forwards.

The solution to that was the Ball-O-Matic of Perfect Placement ™, which consists of a tennis ball attached to a length of string, hanging from the ceiling. I drive the car into the garage and stop at precisely the point the Ball-O-Matic touches the windscreen. I derive enormous satisfaction every time I use it. Hurrah!

Next up was the matter of the driver's door banging on the painted brick wall. The solution to that was a section of off-cut carpet cut to size and spray-glued (you should buy some, it's amazing stuff) to the wall.

Hey presto I can bump the door against the wall any number of times and it won't be dented, scratched or marked. More hurrah!
Hurrah for carpet!

The workbench is generally clutter free and the tools are usually where they are meant to be. Others might say it looks a mess but I know where everything is.

I recently made some bird-boxes for the garden on the bench and covered everything in the garage in a light dusting of sawdust. No matter, such are the travails of a man happy in his work.

Two things will happen this year that will throw the garage into disarray. One is that I have decided to learn to weld and will buy a welder. Two is that I'm selling the TT and will take delivery of a Volvo XC60 - which won't fit in the garage.

This could be seen as a disaster but no matter, I'm planning on buying a cheapo Mazda MX5 so the Ball-O-Matic will continue to be put to use, although its position will need to be fine tuned.

The garage might be out in the cold but it has good lighting and in the warmer weather of spring and summer I plan on spending many happy hours in it.
Garages are great

Tools, organised(ish)

By Matt Hubbard






29 Oct 2014

Fleet - For The First Time In My Life I Have A Garage

I've just moved into a new house and for the first time since I moved out of my mum and dad's place in 1991 I have the use of a garage.


Well, actually, since mum and dad both had a car, this is the first time I've ever had the use of a garage. My previous house, which I'd lived in for ten years, had a garage but it never saw a car. My bike lived in it as did the boiler, a workbench, a mass of shelves and a wardrobe.

But not this time. When I first viewed the property I scooted through the house and mentally ticked every room as being suitable. Then I walked into the garage and paused.  The house was fine, just right, but the garage was perfect.

It's one and a half car lengths long and slightly wider than usual.  At the end are a bunch of workbenches and old kitchen cupboards.  I can fit my Audi TT and Triumph Street Triple in it and there's still room to stand at the workbench and work on...stuff.

It get's better. The garage has it's own pitched roof and loft area. The loft is lit and fully carpeted.  It is, perhaps, the perfect garage.

When I moved in the previous owner had left a load of junk in it - not least some massive steel shelves. The fridge freezer in the house wasn't working either so I bought a new one and the old one was moved into the garage.

For the first few weeks my TT lived outside as I slowly cleared all the detritus out but, only last weekend, the garage was finally free. It was empty and open. It could accommodate the car.

Heaven.

Actually the TT wasn't the first car to live in the garage. My friend's Peugeot needed a touch of paint before it was sold so that spent all day Saturday in the garage - good job too as it rained - getting some Aegean Blue applied to it.

Then, on Sunday, the garage was all mine.

It felt so good to finally drive into the garage, shut the door, walk out of the side door and into the house.

I turned back around and had another look and experienced a frisson of pleasure. Everything fitted perfectly, even the ladder leading up to the loft.

But two things needed sorting. How to stop the TT's door banging on the wall and how to know when  the back of the car was just in the garage? Too far in and I'd knock the bike over, not enough and the door won't shut.

The problem was solved by the application of some old carpet on the garage wall, and a line drawn on the carpet. Line the door edge up with the line and the car is just far enough in the garage.

For a bloke who's into cars and bikes, and tinkering with aforesaid, as well as a spot of DIY, my garage is perfection.

For now the loft is my son and his friend's den. I'm thinking it would make the ideal Scalextric room...

And now thoughts turn to what else I could fit in the garage.

The drive is big enough for three cars.  The TT could live outside, it has done all it's life so far. I could buy a project car although thus far I've yet to decide on a budget or even a car.

A Porsche 944 in need of some attention would be ideal but that'd probably be out of my not yet decreed budget. Maybe an MX5 or something similar could be fun. Or I could even get a project bike.

Whatever, for now I'm enjoying just having a garage. Just having one is a luxury. It's well lit so I can work on the car and bike in the evening and spacious enough to still get around and find and use my tools.

I'm praying for snow this winter so I can be one of those smug commuters with a warm, clean car - for the first time in my life.

Also, a company called DocVision got in touch and said they'd just been made the sole importer for a new product - a screen wash in tablet form - and would I write something about it if they sent a sample?

I said yes and said box of tablets turned up in the post. Now, I don't normally use screen wash as it's so bloody expensive.  DocVision's tablets cost £5.99 for a pack of four. You just pop one in the screen wash bottle and they work well.

The windscreen is smear free and it smells faintly of lemons when I use the wash wipe. The tablets are meant to work at down to -3°C and are 100% biodegradable. So far I'm happy to recommend DocVision - and, no, I wasn't paid, I just got the sample.


By Matt Hubbard


21 Oct 2014

Fleet - The Triumph Street Triple's First MoT

I never buy new cars but the Triumph Street Triple is the third brand new motorcycle I've bought.  This is daft because I drive cars every day but the bike comes out of the garage much more infrequently.

The Triumph - aged 3

I bought the Triumph in October 2011, chocked a knackered Bandit in as part-ex against it and paid the balance on the never-never.  The finance ended this month so I now own it outright. Being three years old means it needed its first ever MoT.

After a summer of fantastic weather, which extended right through to September, autumn arrived with a vengeance in early October.

I used to ride all year round, in fact I commuted into central Reading for three years on a Yamaha FZ6, but since I hit 40 I've turned into a fair weather rider.

So it was that the morning of the MoT it had rained all night and was drizzling at 9am when I set off.  The dealer, Bulldog Triumph, is 13 miles from home. The roads were wet and the traffic was busy.

I wasn't looking forward to it. Motorcycling is all about confidence and the last time I rode in the wet was in August 2013.

Togged up in my winter riding kit I headed out - and found it perfectly fine. The visor misted up when I slowed down but otherwise the Street Triple's light weight and supreme balance helped no end. It was a cinch.

Brake earlier and smoother, corner slower, lean less, accelerate with a lighter touch and riding in the rain is fine. Avoiding slippery manhole covers, puddles and painted lines the journey was great fun, if a little cold.

It took 40 minutes for Bulldog to pronounce the bike fit to be ridden, with no advisories.  Whilst waiting I looked at the bikes in the showroom, persuading myself I didn't need a new bike, but when faced with such gloriously presented, brand new stock my resolve crumbled.

I've no allegiance to any car manufacturer but am happy that Triumph make the only bikes I'll ever need.  I'd love a Scrambler but there wasn't one in the showroom. There were, however, a trio of gleaming Tiger 800s.  I sat on them, I looked them over and I did the man-maths in my head.

I asked for a valuation of the Street Triple. £3800 said the man. What??? Surely my three year old bike is worth more than that? A Tiger is £8k so I'd end up paying out over £4k for a new bike.  No way Hosé.

In fact the Street Triple is worth more than that, more like £4,500 in a private sale.  But that shocker was enough to put me off.

I've bonded with my bike, I love it in a way that only a man and a machine can do (obviously not in any kind of perverted way).  I'm not getting rid of it, I'm sorry to it that I even thought I would.

One day I'll be one of those old blokes who own a classic bike, and bought it brand new.  Yep, that'll be me and the Triumph. It's a keeper.
The palace of glittering delights

A Triumph Tiger 800

A custom Bonneville

One of the new Bonneville T124s

By Matt Hubbard


2 Oct 2014

Triumph Motorcycles Reveal Four 'New' Models

Triumph has revealed four new motorcycles, although they're actually reworkings of existing models.  Still, they all look pretty damn cool


First up is the Triumph Street Triple RX. It costs £8,549 and gets the Daytona 675's rear subframe and seat, a quick shifter, Nissin radial 4-piston brake callipers, lightweight wheels and a new paint job.
Triumph Street Triple RX
Triumph Street Triple RX

The Triumph Bonneville T124 is limited to 1,000 units and is a homage to Johnny Allen and his 1956 land speed record of 214.4mph at Bonneville Salt Flats. It costs £7,849 and is pretty much limited to a unique paint scheme.
Triumph Bonneville T124
Triumph Bonneville T124
The Triumph Bonneville T100 Spirit costs £7,499 and gets a blue and white painted fuel tank and matt black where there would normally would be chrome. It also has the smaller headlight from the Scrambler and the shorter rear mudguard from the Thruxton.
Triumph Bonneville T100 Spirit
Triumph Bonneville T100 Spirit
The Triumph Bonneville Newchurch is named for a town in Austria which hosts an annual Triumph get-together and party - the largest in the world. The Newchurch gets a snazzy red and white paint scheme on the tank and matt black components and frame.
Triumph Bonneville Newchurch
Triumph Bonneville Newchurch

By Matt Hubbard




5 Sept 2014

Fleet - Sweaty Biking, Not Selling The BMW And The Audi Still Has It

That might seem like an odd headline but it neatly sums up my recent activity with my own vehicles. To sum up I've got a 2005 Audi TT 3.2 V6, a 1998 BMW 323i SE Touring and a 2011 Triumph Street Triple.


Given the sunny weather I've used the Triumph quite a lot, usually for long journeys rather than pottering around on.

I recently had a meeting in the glorious garden of England that is Purfleet.  Well, OK Purfleet isn't exactly a green, rose-filled garden, more a waste strewn square of concrete with an old sofa and some mattresses left to rot and a ruddy great HGV parked in the middle.

I didn't fancy driving down the congested M4 and round the M25 so I took the bike. The sun was blazing and it was edging 30 degrees, and I toyed with the idea of wearing my jeans but common sense took over and I kitted myself out in full leathers.

The M4 was utterly horrible with drivers accordioning from 70 to 0 and back again with miserable regularity.  The M25 wasn't much better. It was depressing to see the variable speed limit area, and associated cameras, had spread all the way round to the M20.

The southern section of the M25 used to be quite fun but now it's a state-controlled cash generation area. It was quiet in some areas but the variable speed limits were randomly set to 60, 70, 40, 50mph. This resulted in the few cars that there were slowing, speeding up, slowing again, speeding up again and ultimately bashing into each other.  I saw two up-the-arse shunts in 40 minutes which were directly caused by these stupidly random limits.

If I'd been in a car the journey would have been hell and would have taken twice as long as it did.  On a motorcycle you can filter between traffic, undertake the idiots sitting in the outside lane and basically enjoy the freedom of being narrow, nimble and quick.

It was damn hot in the leathers but overall it was worthwhile taking the Triumph.

I had wanted to reduce the fleet to just one car so put the BMW up for auction on eBay.  It's in fine condition and had just one owner before I bought it, who kept it in pristine condition and kept the receipts for every penny that had been spent on it.

I wanted £1,000 for it and put a reserve of £999 on the auction. It had a ton of views and watchers but the bidding ended on £600.  I've put that down to selling at the wrong time of year and will SORN it and try again soon. It's just not worth selling it at such a loss.

I ran a Toyota GT86 for 10 days which turned out to be pretty much the best and most agile sports coupe on the market (as distinct to a more expensive performance car).

After it went back I jumped back in the TT and was impressed with how it held up against the market leader, even though it's 10 years old.

The Audi is four wheel drive and doesn't have the same sharp turn-in or glorious control and feedback the rear wheel drive GT86 does, however it makes up for this with a more comfortable interior, far more grunt and acceleration from the V6 engine and is the Toyota's equal on a motorway cruise.

The Mk1 TT is often criticised by so called experts but its strengths more than make up for its weaknesses. The hatchback boot makes it practical, the four wheel drive gives it tons of grip, the BOSE audio system sounds fantastic and it's still an innovative and stand-out design (both inside and out).  The steering isn't half bad either.

Here's a video review of my TT:


Update: I put the BMW on eBay again, and it sold almost straight away for £950!

By Matt Hubbard






18 Jun 2014

Motorcycling Is The Last Dangerous Thing We're Allowed To Do

Modern cars are safe, clean and largely unexciting.  Motorcycles are the complete opposite - they are dangerous, tend not to be governed by emissions regulations and are the single most exciting thing on the road.

Ian Hutchison hits a seagull whilst doing 170mph in the 2012 Isle of Man TT

Even the most modest of bikes can outperform a Porsche 911.  For £6.5k you can buy a Triumph Street Triple that'll do 0-100mph in 7.6 seconds.  A 911 Carrera with PDK gearbox does the ton in 9 seconds.

A Suzuki GSX-R can do 0-60mph in 2.4 seconds, and costs £10k.  That's not just fast, it's outrageously, brutally fast.

But whilst anyone can do 0-60 in a Porsche accelerating at the limit on a motorcycle requires skill, finesse and experience.  Some bikes have so much power they can wheelie and flip over on full throttle unless the rider controls the machine properly.

At the Isle of Man TT John McGuinness uses a thumb brake with which he can apply rear braking to stop the bike flipping over crests at speed.  Us mere mortals simply don't ride the bike at its full capacity, not only so it won't flip but because we'd be doing double or triple the speed limit if we did.

My bike, the aforementioned Triumph, cost me £6k in 2011, has 100bhp and weighs 150kg.  If I didn't ride within my own and the legal limits I'd be dead or in hospital and would have lost my licence many times over.

This is one of many differences between cars and bikes.  A £6k Dacia Sandero can be driven at its limit all day long whereas a £6k motorcycle needs to be ridden with respect and caution, because it is capable of so much more than the roads can accommodate and most riders can handle.

A lot of wives, girlfriends and mums won't allow their men to ride a bike because they know the dangers inherent.  This is a wise thing to do as long as we accept that we have evolved as a species to the point where danger and adrenalin cease to be an essential part of our make-up.

I, and anyone who rides a bike, don't accept that we have reached that point.  A life spent in front of the television, at a desk and in a tin box on wheels does not provide us with the thrills that our forebears experienced when they had to hunt for food and fight for survival.

And the dangers are real and commonplace.  Riding a bike is 10 times more dangerous than driving a car. We lean over in corners and if we come across something that doesn't provide as much grip as the surface of the road we will come off.  A friend of mine was cornering on his bike and his front wheel hit a bread roll.  The bike dropped and he went sliding down the road on his arse.  He said because it was a brown roll it blended in with the road surface until he saw it at the last minute!

When on a motorcycle we are constantly in risky positions. Overtaking, filtering, riding in rain, riding in town, riding in the countryside, riding around drivers on their mobiles - everything is risky when you're on a bike.  But because of this the reward for getting it right, and for getting home safely, is so much more than any other legal activity.

Modern life is too cushy for some of us, so we ride bikes to remind ourselves that we're alive.

By Matt Hubbard


6 Jun 2014

Speedmonkey Fleet - A Period Of Stability, And Hazardous Animals

My usual mindset is that I'm not happy with my car, or I've got itchy feet and just want another one - just because.  But at the moment I'm quite happy with both - and with the bike.

The TT 3.2 V6 and Triumph Street Triple

The BMW has new suspension and feels much better now.  Prior to the work being done it would judder like mad at 60mph and above, and whenever the brakes were applied.  Now it's smooth, is tighter in corners and stops as it should.

Given I only keep it for the space it offers in terms of normal sized back seats (unlike the TT's tiny +2 efforts) and the big boot there's just no point changing it.

The TT has new discs and pads all round and stops as it should.  It's also got DAB radio, although I probably use the Bluetooth function more.  The power and sound from the 3.2 V6 is brilliant and the quattro system, despite being first gen Haldex, is hugely grippy.  The traction control only kicks in when I hit a bump.  I like the TT a lot and will only change it when I can stump up enough cash for a decent 996.

I spent a few months over the winter pondering a new motorcycle.  I bought my Triumph Street Triple brand new in 2011 on 0% finance, which ends this summer.  I'm hooked on Triumphs now and toyed with the idea of buying a Tiger 800XC for it's extra practicality.  But I rode 1,400 miles on the Street Triple over a long weekend last summer and didn't want for extra space on the bike.

Nope, the fleet is just fine as it is.

Where I live the majority of roads are either fast A-roads or tiny, rural lanes.  I enjoy both.  I know the local A-roads like the back of my hand and know where to overtake and where the speed cameras are located.

The rural lanes are just as much fun, if a lot slower.  West Berkshire's lanes are normally bordered on both sides by high hedges so you can't fly round them practicing left foot braking as you scream towards the apex.  Slow in fast out is the order of the day.

Amongst the challenges down these roads are school run mums in huge SUVs that they can't drive and are scared to death of putting within two feet of a hedge lest its flanks are scratched (diddums) and Honda Jazz/Peugeot 206SW drivers on their way to church/bowls/the garden centre at 25mph.

Cyclists are also becoming ever more prevalent, and dangerous. Several times I've rounded a corner to find a luminous pelaton in formation taking up two thirds of the road.  Hitting one isn't an option, I don't want to damage the car, so I swerve into the hedge whilst they stare daggers of pure fury and hatred.

Most of the verges have been washed away in the winter floods so teams of workers are currently filling them in with dirt and topping them with tarmac.  This makes for fun. The roads are so small that they don't bother with traffic management.  The other day I was caught up in a situation where I was behind two horse riders whilst a gaggle of cyclists and a bin lorry and tractor were trying to come the other way.  Patience is the only solution in these situations.

And then we come to animals.  If you look at the roads on Google Earth you'll see they are just tiny ribbons of tarmac amid thousands of acres of fields and woodlands.  Animals don't know or care what a road is.  They're just things to cross whilst looking for food or a mate.

Some animals are controlled by humans but this doesn't make them any less predictable.  I see horses every day.  The best bet is to hold back, keeping engine speed and revs down and wait until the riders move over to let you pass.  If you try and squeeze past a horse and rider you risk damaging your car, the horse or the rider.  Again, patience is key.
Horses in the road. Best to wait until they indicate you can pass

Rabbits and foxes tend to stay out of your way but I'm amazed how many are hit by cars. I've never hit one in my life.

A road I use quite frequently use to have resident owl.  If you drove down it at night the owl, sitting in its tree, would get spooked and fly parallel with the car for a few yards before swooping off into the dark.

I was hugely saddened to see its flattened carcass recently - obviously a victim of a hit and run.  Similarly I've seen many birds of prey squashed into the tarmac.  Hitting the brakes suddenly is inadvisable but some people seem not to even slow for these magnificent beasts.

I had to slow the other day as a family of ducks waddled down the road in front of me.  For fifty yards the mother duck and her brood trotted along until they came across a stream aside the road and plopped into it.

Less charming is the massive abundance of local deer.  I see them most days.  Deer will jump out of hedgerows without a moment's notice.  They tend to travel in pairs so another will join its mate soon afterwards.

I've never hit one but have slammed the brakes on or swerved on countless occasions.  Some are tiny muntjacs and some are huge stags but all are totally random and will damage you and themselves if you were to hit them.

This makes riding the bike an eyes on stalks affair at or after dusk.  Sure, the road might be free from traffic, the clear evening wind in your nostrils and the heady smell of freedom willing you to break the speed limit in a quite spectacular fashion but if you hit 300kg of venison at 80 you'll be off the bike and down the road, and possibly end up in hospital.

But this frisson of danger is what makes motorcycling such fun, isn't it?

And finally, I popped over to see Graham King recently. Graham has written tons of stuff for Speedmonkey - but no more. He's got himself a paid job with www.onlymotors.com as their web editor.  Their office is only a few miles from Speedmonkey HQ. That's Graham in the photo below with his MX5.
Graham outside the www.onlymotors.com office


By Matt Hubbard


6 May 2014

Five Things Non-Motorcyclists Don't Know About Biking

For car, van and HGV drivers who don't ride a motorcycle we bikers can appear to be annoying, weird, wear odd clothes and wilfully undertake something that is inherently dangerous.  Only the last of these is true.  Here are five things non-bikers don't know about motorcycling.


You see, smell and hear a lot more than anyone else


Being on a motorcycle means you aren't encased in a steel box with snugly fitting windows, pollen filters and climate control.  You wear a helmet which, in order to stop from steaming up has lots of gaps in it.  The first thing to hit you when you ride a bike is that you can smell so much more than in a car.  I can smell rain coming before the first drop hits.  Also, out of sense of self-preservation your senses are acutely acclimatised to what's going on around you so your hearing and vision is utilised so much more than when you're in the safety of a car.

Bikes aren't as economical as you might think


Bikes may weigh less and have much smaller engines than cars but most return dismal miles per gallon.  My Triumph weighs 150kg and has a 675cc engine with 100bhp yet it will do 40mpg at best. Sports bikes will return 20-30mpg.  This is due to the fact bike engines generally rev very high (my Triumph red-lines at 14,000rpm), the power band is normally high and we don't often cruise - we go up and down the gears much more so than in a car.  Most bikes will do 100 to 150 miles on a tank of fuel.

The 'rules' for cars and other vehicles are different for motorcycles


Double white lines stop cars overtaking.  They're sensibly placed to prevent head on collisions.  But bikes are both narrower and accelerate much faster than almost all cars.  This means we can often overtake when double whites are present quite safely, and sometimes without even crossing the lines. Also, speed cameras normally see the front of a vehicle, and a bike doesn't have a front number plate.  The police often ignore bikers going quickly on main roads because they know most bikers stick to the limit in villages and built up areas whereas a lot of car drivers don't.  Many other rules and laws can quite safely be flouted or ignored, not that I'm condoning that kind of behaviour.

It takes more skill and intelligence to ride a motorcycle than drive a car


Bikes are inherently unstable, they go a lot faster than cars and their contact patch is tiny.  Under heavy braking the entire force of the bike is focussed on a piece of the front tyre no larger than a credit card.  Add in incompetent motorists, mindless pedestrians and wilfully ignorant cyclists and bikers have to be alert 100% of the time, and have the skills to ride in every condition.  If you're braking or cornering on a bike and hit a patch of gravel or mud you will go down.  The skill is avoiding these hazards, and then dealing with them when they arrive.  Driving, meanwhile, can be done with one arm, one foot and a tiny proportion of the brain switched on.

Motorcycling is sometimes extremely miserable


Riding a motorcycle can feel like the best thing in the world, and the worst.  I once toured Scotland, did 1400 miles in four days. It was fantastic - except the last 100 miles were amongst the most horrible 2 hours I've ever experienced.  I'd already ridden 300 miles in a day when I arrived at my brother's house, and had to be at work the next day. It was 8pm when I set off on the 200 mile trip home.  It went dark at 9pm-ish and the rain started shortly after.  It was summer so the roads were surfaced in dust and silt, which was kicked up by the trucks and cars right onto my visor. I had to stop every few miles to clean it so I could see.  I was also tired, wet and frozen to the marrow.  The same thing happened at the end of a trip to the Isle of Man when I rode home through the night.  If you've never ridden a bike when you're tired, wet and cold you have yet to experience true misery.

Thanks to @philxj4l and @king_driving for the photos!

By Matt Hubbard


11 Sept 2013

Fleet - I don't know whether to buy another car (once the S4 sells)

My Audi S4 has been for sale for over a month now, without success. To be honest putting it up for sale during the summer wasn't the best timing. I priced it too high too.

The car started at £8,000 on eBay, as a classified ad, and Autotrader.  Nothing.  I then reduced it to £7500 and got a ton of spam from the Autotrader advert.  Examples:

Message:
Hello, can we meet today? I would like to see the car.
Thanks!

Message:
Hi, i want to ask you when can I see the car please.
Thanks!


But not one real person, until last Friday when a chap called me in the morning and said he was interested and could I text him my address.  Suddenly at 6pm he turned up, having driven from North Yorkshire.

He spent an hour going over the car, drank my tea, took a leak in my toilet, then said, "No thanks." and left.

Tyrekickers, eh?

So I've reduced the price again, to £6,500.  As a reminder I'm selling the car because it doesn't get used. I've already got my Porsche 924S and a Triumph Street Triple, and my wife's Land Rover.  I also need to refill the coffers a little.  I'm no 'daddy's money' rich journo who can buy and sell Ferraris and 911 GT3s.

Like you, I live in the real world.

Well, the slightly surreal world of the part-time motoring journo (who also works in a normal job full time) who's lucky enough to get press cars to test.  As such the drive is often overflowing and I have to park one of the cars in my long-suffering neighbour's drive.

So when I finally sell the S4 (and three people have shown serious interest at just under the current price) should I buy another car or not?

I'm inclined to do so.  If so the budget will be under £2,000 and it will need to be able to cram 3 dogs in the boot.  When my wife is away I have to put the dogs in the 924S for their daily walk.  There's just enough room but they do make a mess of the interior.

As a petrolhead I'm always scanning the classifieds, so already know what I would buy.  I think.

A BMW E36 323i Touring appeals.  There's a lovely '98, 3 owner example on Autotrader right now.  It's up for £1150 as a private sale and looks mint. It's in Boston Green Metallic and has a beige leather interior.

An E30 Touring would also be attractive.  It would need to be a 320i or 325i and a manual.  They're hard to find in the budget but one recently sold on eBay for just over a bag of sand.

I'm in a Golf mood at the moment.  Specifically a Mk2 GTi mood.  I've been looking over a few but they're hard to find in original trim and decent condition.  Too many modi-monkeys have abused them with silly headlights and other bling-tat. One I saw had Audi wheels - replete with Audi centre caps.

There are also quite a few Renault Clio 172s in budget.  Most are original, quite a few described as in good condition. I've never even sat in one, never mind driven one. I worry about quality (bits falling off), the size of the boot and I've heard the driver's seat is quite high - I like to sit low.

Can you think of any other cars that would fit my criteria?  It absolutely has to be rear wheel drive if it's any bigger than a small hatchback and 0-60mph must be quicker than 10 seconds.
That's my wife's old Disco, but she's bought another Series 2 - in blue
Article by Matt Hubbard

6 Sept 2013

Triumph wants to build the world's fastest motorcycle (again)

From 1955 to 1970 Triumph held the title of World's Fastest Motorcycle - with the exception of a 33 day period.

Now they're at it again and have built this, the Castrol Rocket.
Triumph Castrol Rocket

The current motorcycle speed record is 376.363 mph.  Triumph want to smash that and break the 400 mph barrier.

The bike features a carbon kevlar monocoque and is powered by two Triumph Rocket III engines, each displacing 1.5 litres, and running on methanol.  Power is 1000bhp and torque is 500 lb ft.

The rider/pilot is Jason DiSalvo.  Jason and the team are headed to Bonneville Salt Flats to try and set the record.

Check out the website for more details.

Triumph Castrol Rocket

Triumph Castrol Rocket

Triumph Castrol Rocket

Triumph Castrol Rocket