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23 Jan 2020

Cars - A Manifesto

The car is under attack. Politically, socially and environmentally it is hated by a certain type. A certain type that is vocal and has people in power and the mainstream media on their side. The bureaucrats, the cyclists, the zealots and the Followers Of Greta. People in positions of power look down their collective noses at the plebs in their tin boxes. Ordinary people should take the train they say. Ordinary people should cycle they say. Ordinary people belong on buses they say, as they tap their chauffer on the shoulder and are whisked off to yet another meeting about how to stop the masses thinking for themselves.

The printing press allowed people to be educated. Before the printing press only monks and scholars would read. Books were written but copies could only be created by hand, painfully slowly. Johannes Gutenberg’s printing press in the 15th century allowed information to be shared and ideas to be spread amongst the general populous. It provided for a step change in human evolution and ushered in the Age of Enlightenment which in turn provided the foundations for modern society.

Similarly the industrial revolution, the invention of the aeroplane and air travel, the creation of the internet and, of course, the automobile provided similar Gutenberg revolutions.

It was the creation of the automobile which allowed society to move beyond the physical restrictions of their origins. The farm and factory workers of the 19th century could only travel overland by walking or by horse for their work, to visit relatives, to explore the world outside their immediate environs. The introduction of the train in the latter part of the 19th century allowed for faster travel but it was incredibly restrictive in terms of where and when the trains ran.

Humans have to work around the train network, while cars work around the humans who drive them. Trains start and stop in predetermined locations at predetermined times - even if that is inconvenient. That has always been and is still the main issue with trains. I can drive the 20 mile journey from home to work in 30 minutes outside of rush hour and 45 minutes during rush hour. Using public transport would involve a one hour walk to the train station followed by a 53 minute journey on one train, a 16 minute journey on another train and a 10 minute walk from the station to the office. 45 minutes in the car versus 2 hours 20 minutes on public transport.

The car revolutionised society in terms of where we live, where we work, where we shop, the shape of our houses, the shape of our roads, the size and shape of our towns and villages. The car improved our lives beyond the imagination of the most forward looking Victorian. It changed how we dress, how we meet partners, how we spend our time, how fast we can access medical facilities. It made every single aspect of our lives better.

And yet we are told in the 21st century that cars are somehow bad. That cars are killing us. That we should move away from the car and into the various forms of mass transit that are provided for us by the benevolent state. Mass transit, don’t forget, that can’t even pay it’s own way. That is massively subsidised by people who don’t use it for those that do. Car drivers are paying for train users. The local butcher driving to work in a village in Lancashire is paying for the London banker, who earns ten times more than him, to take the train to work.

Why do the anti-car crowd adopt this mindset? It’s been coming for a long time. It wasn’t long after the invention of the car that someone was killed. In 1869 Mary Ward was riding in a steam car built by her cousins when she fell out on a bend and was run over. She died immediately. Nowadays around 1.25 million people per year die on the roads. In the UK it is around 1200 a year. This is a seemingly intolerable number, until you think about the benefits that cars bring to society and how many lives would be lost were cars not to exist.

Yet cars are becoming ever safer. Crashes become ever more survivable. In 1973 a journalist called Richard S Foster could see the direction that safety legislation was heading and wrote a short story called A Nice Morning Drive, published in Road & Track magazine. It was a prescient piece which described a society where cars had become 2700kg MSVs - Modern Safety Vehicles - which were designed to withstand 10mph head on impacts undamaged. The drivers of these MSVs become lazy and stupid and the crash rate increased by 6% every year, to which the legislators decided that shortly in the future MSVs would have to withstand 110mph head on impacts undamaged.

When asked why modern cars are so big and heavy a VW executive is reputed to have said that if you were to remove the entire safety and emissions components from a Touareg and place them on the floor next to it you would have something of the same weight and cost as a VW Up! Modern cars aren’t becoming MSVs, they already are.

Legislation drives safety regulations. It dictates the shape, height, weight and cost of our cars. It bulks them out and it beefs them up. Small cars have to be designed to withstand the impact of a 2.7 tonne Range Rover Sport. So they become less small and less cheap and more ugly.

All of this is done in the name of safety yet the humans who drive these increasingly huge and heavy cars receive no training and are not penalised for antisocial, dangerous driving. We are increasingly policed by camera and computer which catches only those who don’t pay their tax and drive a little too fast. Meanwhile the drunk, the drugged up and the frankly stupid get away with it.

In August 2019 Harry Dunn was riding his motorcycle when an American diplomat called Anne Sacoolas, driving on the wrong side of the road, smashed into him head on in her Volvo XC90 SUV. The XC90 weighs 2300kg and is pretty much the safest car on the road. Unless you’re outside it and have been smashed into by it. Then it is absolutely, catastrophically deadly. Sacoolas fled the country and escaped justice.

But what punishment would she have received? On 8 March 2018 the journalist Henry Hope Frost was riding home on his motorcycle when he was hit head on by a taxi driver called Tahir Mehmood who was driving his Toyota Prius on the wrong side of the road. Mehmood was found guilty and received a £670 fine and sentenced to 200 hours unpaid work.

The state controls every aspect of cars and car safety but allows complete idiots to drive cars on the public roads and when they kill other road users they get away almost scot free.

We need a government-led campaign of compulsory education and training. Driving should be a privilege enjoyed only by those competent enough to engage in it without endangering the lives of others.

And then we turn to the other issue of the modern age. The environment. Cars are bad for the environment, they say. Therefore cars should be banned. I tend to the persuasion that I will listen to arguments on all sides before forming an opinion. Some people are unable to do this. In the 21st century we in the West live in secular societies. Religion, which once bound the populace together and formed our structures, laws, meaning and entire reason for being, is gone.

Some people are simply unable to exist without a belief system that guides them, leads them and tells them how to think, behave and organise their lives. These people have been looking for a new Messiah and they have found one. In fact they’ve found several. The teachings of Marx, Greta Thunberg and political organisations such as the European Union as well as an ideological view of the world where people are designated good or bad by their race, sexual orientation, class, heritage and thoughts. Let’s call them Lemmings.

Let’s digress for a moment. Back to New York in the 1870s. Just as the car was being invented, but hadn’t yet become popular. New Yorkers were taking over 100 million trips a year by horse and by 1880 there were 150,000 horses in the city. Each horse would excrete 10kg of manure per day. That’s over 100,000 tons of manure and 10 million gallons of horse urine per year on New York city streets. Whatever we use for transport is polluting in some way. It is unavoidable.

Back to the present and in 2019 a man called Harry Miller was visited by police at his work place. He was told he was being investigated for transphobic hate crimes in the form of a tweet he had written which contained a limerick. When asked if this was actually a crime he was told it was not. The police then told his co-workers he was ‘dangerous’.

This Lemming mindset has infiltrated all aspects of the establishment. The police, the academia, the civil service, large and medium corporations, HR professionals, the press, silicon valley and the heads of all quangos and government organisations. And it is an inherently anti-car mindset. Cars represent freedom and individuality of the individual. In a car you can go anywhere you want at a reasonable cost.

The Lemmings do not like this. The EU bureaucrats, the Whitehall mandarins, the cyclists, the Cult Of Greta and the Town Planners say that cars emit so much CO2 that it is causing the earth to warm at an unprecedented rate and that because of that all cars need to stop polluting immediately or else the earth and all life on it will die (despite the fact that 400 million years ago CO2 levels in the atmosphere were five times higher than they are now).

And so the Lemmings who are in charge of writing the regulations that we must abide by have created a system of laws where in order to meet their stringent, legally binding, emissions targets cars are becoming yet more large, heavy, expensive and boring. And small cars are, perversely, persecuted even more so by the Lemmings and are being subject to such massive fines that each VW Up! sold in the EU in 2020 will be subject to a £2,400 fine.

So the buyer of a 950kg car with a 1.0 litre engine is punished far more than the buyer of a 2700kg car with a 3.0 engine, and a hybrid electrical system - which pays no fine because it can travel 30 miles on electric power.

Meanwhile standard petrol and diesel cars are becoming cleaner and cleaner all the time, without the ‘help’ of the State and its Lemmings. Each car would require less energy and less material to create were it not for having to fulfil safety and emissions regulations which mean that each car that is created uses a whole lot more energy, materials and rare earth elements.

It is as if they are doing it for political reasons rather than for safety and environmental reasons. The socialists in plain clothing who create our laws are moulding a society where the car is becoming so expensive, so vast, so ridiculous and so technologically advanced and therefore disposable (just like all other modern tech) that they can then criticise cars for being vast, ridiculous and polluting. They can demonise the car for being the thing that they created.

And think of all the other areas where cars have been marginalised. Town Planning creates towns and cities that are so car unfriendly that cars become stranded in islands, trapped between red lights, ultra low emission zones, single occupancy lanes and fast disappearing car parking spaces. New houses are built with too few spaces and more and more new houses are built with allocated parking. Allocated parking is a hideous modern invention which removes the car and the house from each other so that the car is emotionally removed from the occupant. It is out of sight and unloved. Bought as a commodity to provide cheap, convenient transport, then left out of sight and out of mind. It's almost as if this is done on purpose by the people who design our housing...

Private car drivers are being banned and priced out of towns and cities whilst the rich and the Lemmings are happy that the roads are quiet so they can let an Uber take the strain whilst a white van delivers their new kitchen, fresh scallops to their favourite restaurant and huge, polluting HGVs build the massive, dehumanising, concrete and steel skyscrapers which make metropolitan liberal elite even richer and happier.

So now cars cannot fit in standard parking spaces because they are too big and cannot be driven on roads in cities because for years transport planners have spitefully created a road network which penalises cars.

Reducing CO2 is a reasonable aim and one that can be achieved with proper planning and regulation but because those who have created the regulations hate the concept of the private car they have created a system which will destroy it if it goes unchecked.

CO2 can be reduced by making cars smaller and lighter and more efficient. Safety can be achieved by technology other than airbags and crash structures and more and more heavy steel. Carbon monocoques can protect occupants and education can prevent crashes from happening in the first place rather than making all cars withstand all crashes.

People will not be able to afford cars. They will not be able to insure cars because the car insurance industry is a corrupt scam. They will not be able to fuel cars because 65% of the price of fuel in the UK is tax, which pays for trains and buses. They will not be able to drive cars in places where they need to because they will be banned or priced out. They will not be able to park cars because they will not fit in the spaces available. Cars provide social mobility because they are cheap and convenient.

We are told electric cars are the future. But electricity storage is hopelessly backwards in terms of energy intensity compared to fossil fuels, and to hydrogen. Electric cars are even heavier than conventionally fuelled cars yet have tiny ranges and hopelessly long ‘refuelling’ times. 75% of the mass of the entire universe is hydrogen. And if used as a fuel it emits nothing more than water vapour from the exhaust pipe. Yet as a fuel it is marginalised. Hydrogen should be the future of transport but is ignored by the Lemmings because hydrogen is too conveniently ‘good’.

Motoring journalists are, one by one, being stricken with Stockholm Syndrome. They are starting to revere and praise the very thing that will kill off their profession - the electric car. They are given electric cars to test and they report back that this week's model is fast, refined and comfortable and, yes, the range is small and, yes, it takes forever to charge and, yes, a lot of the chargers don't actually work and, yes, costs twice as much as a petrol car and, yes, could be seen as impractical but as petrol and diesel cars will kill us all then we'll all learn to love them.

It’s a war being waged by them against us. By those with an ideology that favours their belief system - that of a weak mind - over yours and mine. They despise us and they do not want us to have the freedom that the car provides. They want to price and regulate the car out of existence for their own political ends.

For the first time in human history we are being told to go backwards. To devolve instead of evolve. To travel less and to do less. We are being told to take the bus when there is no bus available from where we are to where we want to be, and we are told to take the train when the train costs five times more than the car for the same journey.

But there is a light at the end of the tunnel. The people are fighting back. The people are getting sick of the bureaucrats and the Lemmings and the elites. The people are voting to rid themselves of the EU, to reject Marxism and to embrace a new, populist capitalism. We need to make clear to our politicians what we think. We need to keep a check on them and make sure that they continue to support the car. To spend billions of pounds on roads instead of railways.

The car is the device by which people were freed from the chains of poverty. And long may it continue. Because if it doesn't we will all be in trouble.

Footnote - The song Red Barchetta by Rush is based on A Nice Morning Drive



By Matt Hubbard

10 Oct 2014

Ferrari F60America - Exclusive, Expensive, American

Ferrari has revealed a new car, but only ten models will be built and they'll only be sold in the US

Ferrari F60America
Ferrari F60America
The Ferrari F60America has been created to celebrate 60 years of Ferrari in North America. It's a V12, front engined convertible based on the F12, with a few nods to the California.

The V12 produces 730bhp and 509lb ft of torque which makes for a top speed of over 200mph and a 0-60 time of 3.1 seconds.

Don't get too excited though. All ten have been sold already for roughly a third of a million pounds each.
Ferrari F60America
Ferrari F60America

Ferrari F60America
Ferrari F60America

By Matt Hubbard


13 Jun 2014

Win A VIP Day With Ferrari At The British Grand Prix

The Sunglasses Shop has teamed up with Oakley to offer customers a chance to spend the Sunday of the British Grand Prix at the Ferrari Formula 1 Club, which overlooks the pits at Silverstone.

Ferrari Matte Black Special Edition sunglasses

Here's a link to the competition and how to enter.

The Sunglasses Shop sent Speedmonkey's Colin Hubbard a pair of Ferrari Matte Black Special Edition sunglasses to try out.  He said:

"Oakley have teamed up with Scuderia Ferrari to produce a range of sunglasses to promote both brands in one attractive product, and sunglasseshop.com have the full range in stock.

Each pair of Special Edition sunglasses feature Scuderia Ferrari Red highlights and a laser etched Ferrari logo at the bottom of one of the lenses.

The model tested were based on the Oakley Style Switch. I picked these as the 'Fire' coloured lens goes well with the Scuderia red highlights.

The arms are deep which keep out sunshine from the side which is good for driving on particularly bright days. They are fixed frame glasses and fit very well as they're secure but also comfortable so stay put when moving around.

The iridium Fire lenses look orange from the outside but the view out is just a tinted view, not too dark, not too light so in bright sunshine (a rarety in Britain!) everything has more clarity.

The Oakley build quality is first rate and these feel like they would last a long time, even with my kids manhandling them.

The glasses retail at £150 but are on offer at Sunglassesshop for £135 along with the full Scuderia Ferrari Oakley range."

Ferrari Matte Black Special Edition sunglasses

Ferrari Matte Black Special Edition sunglasses




4 Mar 2014

2014 Ferrari California T

This is the 2014 Ferrari California T which has been revealed at the Geneva Motor Show. 

2014 Ferrari California T

In Ferrari-land California means a fast, luxurious, grand tourer and T=turbo.  It may be a grand tourer but it's powered by a turbocharged 3.8 litre V8 with 553bhp and 557 lb ft of torque and will do 0 to 62mph in 3.6 seconds.

Full stats are reproduced under the photos.
2014 Ferrari California T

2014 Ferrari California T

2014 Ferrari California T

2014 Ferrari California T

2014 Ferrari California T

2014 Ferrari California T

2014 Ferrari California T

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
ENGINE 
Typedirect-injection 90° V8
Bore and stroke    86,5 x 82 mm (3.41 in x 3.23
Unit displacement482 cm3 (29.4 cu in)
Total displacement3,855 cm3  (235.25 cu in)
Compression ratio9,4:1
Maximum power *412 kW (560 cv) at 7500 rpm
Maximum torque *755 Nm (77 kgm / 557 lbft) at 4750 rpm in VII gear
  
DIMENSIONS ANDWEIGHT 
Length4570 mm (179.9 in)
Width1910 mm (75.2 in)
Height1322 mm (52.0 in)
Wheelbase2670 mm (105.1 in)
Front track1630 mm (64.2 in)
Rear track1605 mm (63.2 in)
Dry weight**1625 kg (3582 lb)
Peso in ordine di marcia**1730 kg (3813 lb)
Weight distribution47% front - 53% rear
Fuel tank capacity78 l (20.6 US gal / 17.3 UK gal)
Boot\Trunk capacity340 l, 240 l (12 cu ft, 8.5 cu ft)
  
PERFORMANCE 
Top speed316 km/h (196 mph)
0-100 km/h3.6 s
0-200 Km/h11,2 s
Weight/power ratio2,9 kg/cv (8.69 lb/kw)
  
TYRES 
Front245/40 ZR19"
Rear285/40 ZR19"
Front (opt)245/35 ZR20"
Rear (opt)285/35 ZR20"
  
CCM3 BRAKES 
Front390 x 34 mm (15.4 x 1.34 in)
Rear360 x 32 mm (14.2 x 1.26 in)
  
ELECTRONICSESC with F1-Trac system (Control for Stability and Traction)
  
GEARBOXF1, dual clutch 7 gears + Reverse
  
SUSPENSIONS 
Front:double wishbone
Rear:Multilink
  
FUEL CONSUMPTION***10.5 l/100 km
  
CO2 EMISSIONS ***250 g/km
  
 * With 98 octane fuel
 ** With lightweight optional equipment
 *** Combined cycle (ECE+EUDC) with HELE system

By Matt Hubbard




13 Nov 2013

Here's Tax The Rich 100, aka Harry Hunt, In His New Video

Tax The Rich 100 is called Harry Hunt.  He is a multi-millionaire and a rally driver.  His father owns a large collection of expensive cars including this Ferrari 288 GTO which Harry donuts and rallies the hell out of, because he can.


31 Oct 2013

Book Review - The Book Of The Ferrari 288 GTO by Joe Sackay

Matt Hubbard reviews The Book Of The Ferrari 288 GTO by Joe Sackay

The Book Of The Ferrari 288 GTO by Joe Sackay
The Ferrari 288 GTO is an important car in Ferrari's history.  Created to comply with Group B regulations, two hundred 288GTOs were constructed and on 1 June 1985 Ferrari SpA was given homologation approval by the FIA.

The homolgation number was 'B-273', noting "Ferrari GTO (cc 2855,1) + 1 turbo coeff of 1.4 = cc 3997, extensions 5."

Then Group B was dropped.  Thereafter the 288 GTO could have faded into obscurity but such was its beauty, its design and inception, the fact it was the last car to be personally overseen by Enzo Ferrari and its legacy and influence at Ferrari it is perhaps the second most well known Ferrari after the original GTO.

Joe Sackey is an international Ferrari Supercar Specialist, focussing on the 288 GTO, F40, F50 and Enzo.  His knowledge of the subject is almost unparalleled.  In 2009 he organised the 25th anniversary of the 288 GTO in America, where fourteen 288 GTOs and one Evoluzione attended.  That meeting, and the owner's tales of their cars, forms one of the many fascinating chapters in this book.

For someone with only a basic knowledge of the car this book is an interesting few hours read.  As well as the author's guide to the car's inception, design, production, interviews with owners and legacy it is rammed with information about the car.

Want to know the chassis numbers of all 288 GTOs made, who they were sold to and what factory modifications were made?  You'll find all that info.

Want to see a complete scan of the original owner's manual?  Check that too.  Images of the original hand made luggage designed to fit in the front boot?  Check.  Photos of the original tool kit?  Check.  Front pages of all magazines that have featured the 288 GTO?  Check.

Even a scan of the gearbox manual is included.  This book is a completists paradise.

But it's one that is imbued with the enthusiasm and knowledge of the author.  It's an interesting read for someone interested in Ferrari but it's probably compulsory reading for the hardcore Ferrarista.

The book costs £50.  At that price most casual readers would pass it by but there will be plenty of Ferrarista who will beg and borrow for a copy of this book.  And they'll love it.  It's sumptuously appointed with photos, anecdotes and plenty of insights into the team that created the car, and the car itself.

Recommended reading.

You can buy the Book of the Ferrari 288 GTO from Veloce Publishing

Note: All images here are amongst 326 contained in the book.
The Book Of The Ferrari 288 GTO by Joe Sackay

The Book Of The Ferrari 288 GTO by Joe Sackay

The Book Of The Ferrari 288 GTO by Joe Sackay

The Book Of The Ferrari 288 GTO by Joe Sackay

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Review by Matt Hubbard

29 Oct 2013

Group B Monster - Ferrari 288 GTO

In 1984 Ferrari brought out a rather special car in order to comply with Group B regulations - the Ferrari 288 GTO.  And, according to Ferrari, it started "Supercar Syndrome"

19 Sept 2013

Ferrari LaFerrari caught running on electric motor



This is the Ferrari LaFerrari coming in and out of the Maranello factory in the night.  Caught by a chap staying in a hotel opposite the main gate the LaFerrari comes and goes, testing in the darkness.

Right at the end of the clip you can hear it switch from electric to petrol mode.

12 Sept 2013

I am Ferraristi. I am Tifosi

I haven’t enough money. I don’t mean my pockets are perpetually empty, my bank account is penniless and I can’t buy food. I mean I don’t have enough to buy a Ferrari.

Of course that isn’t very important in the grand scheme of things. I can put clothes on my back food on the table, and buy car magazines with pictures of Ferraris in them. However actually owning a Ferrari, paying for its upkeep, fuel, tax, servicing is just a really stupidly daft thing to do.

Even if I counted up the money from every car magazine I bought since the age of 12 which had a Ferrari in it - which is roughly six quid a month for 27 years - that only comes out at £1944, which is terribly ironic as I used to own a Porsche 944.

Even a ‘cheap’ Ferrari would set me back £25,000. And every time it coughed, farted, spewed its guts all over the road or spat me into a hedge, I wouldn’t see much change out of another £25,000 to sort it all out again. So no, I can’t afford a Ferrari, and to be honest if I could, I am not even sure if I would buy one.

However there is a need in me, that has grown from boyhood, to sit on a leather seat embossed with Cavallino Rampante, to hold a steering wheel with Cavallino Rampante in its centre, and prod at the machine-drilled accelerator hovering above a plush cream carpet laid out on the belly pan of one of Modena’s finest examples. I want to drive a Ferrari.

However, for you the reader, I need to put this into some perspective. When I was in my early twenties, I wanted very badly to sleep with Gillian Anderson from The X Files. It was quite ridiculous. I hated The X Files but I would have gladly bled to death at the hands of that Pattinson chap for even a hint of a snog. It got so bad that I even dated a girl who looked very like her, but ironically, she was such an arse that it put me off wanting to have anything to do with Gillian Anderson. So you see it has to be the real thing. No imitations.

Which also brings us to the ‘pay as you go’ track days and similar opportunities where I could, without any complication, get to drive one, in a heartbeat. A very close friend did this, hired a 348tb to drive up and down a motorway, under the watchful eye of the guy who was making money out of it. He loved it, was completely blown away by the spectacle and the sound and the thrill, and he owns a Monaro with a decent punch more of BHP than the 348 has. He is, and will always be, aPetrolhead.

And you see this is also fine for you, the non-petrolhead over there, reading this, who fancies a wee blast in a silly red Italian car that makes a funny noise. Also fine for you lot over there in the other corner, who like the thought of driving a fast car for a few hundred quid then walking away with no guilt if you send a cylinder through the engine block with a fluffed gearchange.

I fall into neither of these groups, for I am Ferraristi. And I am Tifosi.
Froilan Gonzalez - Ferrari 375
Ferraristi and Tifosi are to Enzo Ferrari what the 12 disciples were to Jesus Christ. Ferraristi live for the cars, the history, the drama, the romance. On a Sunday, Tifosi scream at their televisions in the hope that their (usually anguished) passion adds extra horsepower to the cars of Scuderia Ferrari Formula One. To these two groups of people, being in the grandstand on the straight at Monza is like kneeling at the feet of God himself as his voice booms across the universe.

The Ferraristi who cannot afford a Ferrari, buy magazines, books, model cars, posters, pictures, key rings, mobile phone covers, mobile phone apps, dvds, baseball caps, duvet covers and watches, or anything else that has Cavallino Rampante on it.

The Tifosi pour adoration on a formula one team that can stretch its history back to 1948, and hold aloft pictures of Ferrari F1 drivers like they are holding aloft pictures of their new born children.

Ferraristi and Tifosi want a Ferrari over any other car because it stirs the soul. Makes the blood race through the veins instead of simply flow. It’s the difference between your grandmother making you a sandwich and Nigella Lawson serving you steak inside an Igloo while wearing nothing but a pair of Jimmy Choos and a damp blouse made of tissue.

I am Ferraristi. I am Tifosi. This is why when someone lets me drive their Ferrari, it must be a cherished Ferrari, a loved Ferrari, a preened unsoiled delicately but fastidiously maintained Ferrari, fettled gingerly by a qualified Ferrari mechanic and stored only in a way any passionate Ferraristi would - in a cotton wool lined glass case. Yes I can hand you a wad of notes so you can let me drive your Ferrari up the motorway, after he has driven it up the motorway, and him, and her, and that other guy, and that girl over there. But you don’t love that Ferrari. You are its pimp.

Ferrari owners, I mean the proper ones who lavish them with love, lick them clean, forbid anyone to breathe to close to them but regularly spank the living daylights out of them, aren’t fond of handing their keys over to a stranger ‘for a giggle’. They cherish their cars in the same way they would cherish a supermodel bride. Frankly, if their pride and joy was even sullied by the hands of another male, they’d be suicidal. You wouldn’t see Brad Pitt lending Angelina Jolie to Ant and Dec for example, purely because they wanted a ‘go’.

But I won’t be beaten. I am determined that, one way or another, I will find THAT Ferrari owner who WILL hand those keys over and say ‘just be careful’, because he or she will understand where I am coming from, and remember how they felt when they didn’t have one. Unlike me, they were able to buy the real thing. I have only gone as far as putting a small one on my office desk, to stare at, to help me dream.

From this point on, I am determined to make my dream a reality. I am Ferraristi. I am Tifosi.

Article by Jon O'Rourke

This article originally appeared on Jon's website, Mannish Words

Check out Jon's collection of Ferrari memorabilia below






10 Sept 2013

Felipe Massa announces he won't drive for Ferrari in 2014

Felipe Massa, who has been with Ferrari in F1 since 2006, has announced he will leave the team at the end of 2013.

This leaves the door open for either Kimi Raikkonen or Nico Hulkenberg to join Fernando Alonso at Ferrari in 2014.

Lots of people are chattering about which of the two will take the seat, with Kimi being favoured.

Massa might end up at Sauber, or then again if Williams can afford to lose Maldonado they need someone who can pedal an F1 car properly, and Massa would fit the bill.

If Raikkonen does end up at Ferrari (again) it will be interesting to see how the dynamic with Rob Smedley pans out.

Massa tweeted this...




...and said this on his Instagram channel.
From 2014 i will no longer be driving for Ferrari. I would like to thank the team for all the victories and incredible moments experienced together. Thank you also to my wife and all of my family, to my fans and all my Sponsors. From each one of you I have always received a great support! Right now I want to push as hard as possible with Ferrari for the remaining 7 races. For next year, I want to find a team that can give me a competitive car to win many more races and challenge for the Championship which remains my greatest objective! Thank you all. Felipe
Felipe Massa

Article by Matt Hubbard 

27 Aug 2013

Chris Evans' Magnificent 7 Ferrari collection - videos



You've seen the gallery of Chris Evans' Magnificent 7 Ferrari collection.  Here's a playlist of the videos I shot at CarFest South 2013.

Chris Evans' Magnificent 7 Ferrari collection - gallery

Chris Evans owns lots of cars, but the centrepiece of his collection are his 7 Ferraris - that he calls the Magnificent 7.

Every year Evans organises CarFest, a 3 day festival that encompasses music and cars.  Well, actually there are 2 - CarFest North and CarFest South.

My family and I went to CarFest South which is held at the home/farm of Jody Sheckter, 1979 F1 World Champion for Ferrari, in Overton, Hampshire.  Handily it's only 10 miles south of where we live.

Here is my gallery of Chris Evans' Ferraris.  He loves to flaunt his wealth, but at least he's spent it wisely.

The Ferraris include a 250 'Sharknose', 250 GT SWB California Spyder, 275 GTS, 365 GTB/4 'Daytona, 288 GTO, F40 and F12 Berlinetta.









20 Aug 2013

Ferrari 458 Speciale - info and hi-res photos

The Ferrari 458 Speciale needs little introduction.  Take one Italian £200k supercar and make it lighter, faster, more powerful and give it a name with flair, by adding an E to the word Special.
Ferrari 458 Speciale

The 458 Special with an e does 0-62mph in 3 seconds and 0-124mph in 9.1 seconds.

Ferrari are Italian through and through so rather than quote the power in hp we are told it produces 605 cv from its 4.5 litre V8.  Cavalli is Italian for horsepower, hence cv.

Visually the 458 Speciale differs from the non-special 458 by whit of a small fin ahead of the rear wheels, which will one day be snapped off on some models, and some stripes.

The Ferrari 458 Speciale weighs 1290 kg and will be revealed in full at the Frankurt motor show.
Ferrari 458 Speciale

Ferrari 458 Speciale

Ferrari 458 Speciale

Ferrari 458 Speciale

Ferrari 458 Speciale

Ferrari 458 Speciale





4 Jul 2013

Ferrari hates email

Ferrari has issued a strange press release this morning.  It reads:

"Ferrari’s employees will be talking to their colleagues more from today forward. To incentivise more efficient and direct communication within the company - announced the Ferrari website - the decision has been made to place much stricter limits on the number of emails being sent. Specifically, from now on, each Ferrari employee will only be able to send the same email to three people in-house.

The injudicious sending of emails with dozens of recipients often on subjects with no relevance to most of the latter is one of the main causes of time wastage and inefficiency in the average working day in business.

Ferrari has therefore decided to nip the problem in the bud by issuing a very clear and simple instruction to its employees: talk to each other more and write less."


So from now on Ferrari employees will be banned from sending Friday afternoon jokes to more than three colleagues, from sending happy birthday emails to more than three colleagues, from sending photos of Fernando's latest facial hair arrangement and from telling more than three colleagues that even Felipe is faster than you.

Aside, presumably, from Luca de Montezemolo who will be able to email as many people he wants to tell them to stop making as many cars because Ferrari è esclusivo.

Screenshot captured this morning showing Ferrari's email policy on their website

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23 May 2013

Ferrari 458 destroyed by the guy who was meant to clean it

Nancy Atkinson-Turner owns Macchina Club, an exclusive supercar club.  Nancy posted these photos of a destroyed Ferrari 458 (not owned by her or a member of Macchina) on Twitter yesterday.



The car was being driven by a valeter (car cleaner) who must have decided to turn the traction control off and have some fun.  The roads were damp and his talents behind the wheel obviously limited.  The incident happened in Portsmouth.  We don't know who the valeter was because Nancy is too discrete to say, but she did say she won't be using him again.

Here's what the 458 looked like before it was crashed.  £180k worth of Ferrari down the pan.

11 May 2013

Spotted! Ferrari 360 Spider (Replica) with Top Gear Stunt School stickers

I just saw this matt black Ferrari 360 Spider in my local village.  At least I think it's a 360.  Can anyone confirm?

It's got Top Gear Stunt School written all down the side of it, but that seems to be a computer game rather than any actual event.  I put the number plate F1 BRS through the DVLA database and it said they do not hold details for the vehicle.  It must be local (local being West Berkshire, UK) because my wife saw it about a month ago.

So the DVLA don't hold any details and the owner has spoiled their £50k Ferrari by painting it matt black and adorning it with stickers for an old computer game.

Can anyone shed any light on this strange car?

Update - @GridCrasher on Twitter thought it might be a Toyota MR2 based replica so I checked that with DVLA.  Lo and behold it's registered as a Toyota and has a 1.8 litre engine.  Mystery partially solved.  The question that still remains is 'why'?

Matt